Well, she's not writing them, but I am over at Good Reads (or whatever it is).
Little Quack by
Lauren Thompson My review
rating: 3 of 5 stars
As soon as saw the cover of this book (a gift from a family friend for me to read to my daughter) I was less than thrilled. In fact, I'll go so far as to say that I told myself I'd never read it and regift it for someone desperate for images and words with their newborn.
As much as I hate to admit it, I kinda fell for the story here. Mind you, the story is one in which a mother duck tries to convince her five ducklings to leave their nest and join her in the water. SPOILER ALERT! They all do eventually, and quite honestly how anyone could create a book about that simple act - much less sell mass quantities of it - is beyond me.
They key to reading and enjoying Little Quack is to develop a different voice for each of the ducklings and - most importantly - the mother duck. I use a kind of Vicki Lawrence voice for her - rather deep, motherly, assuring and odd. For Little Quack's two sisters - Widdle and Piddle - I simply use high-pitched voices. The fun comes in with the three brothers: for Waddle, I give him a lispy-but-proud voice; for Puddle, I give him a good ol' boy from middle Georgia voice; and for Little Quack, I give him a pre-pubescent squeal.
This being said: read this book when no other adults are around, or you are in for trouble later on.
The best part of the book is on the fifth spread page after Widdle has jumped into the water. The illustration shows the remaining four ducklings cuddle close in the nest and Little Quack has his hands (wings?) clasped to both sides of his head and his beak is open as if to say "Oh my GAWD!" It's great.
And after reading Little Quack about a hundred times see if you can't get mother duck's constant refrain of "you can do it, I know you can" out of your head. I can't.
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Hand, Hand, Fingers, Thumb by
Al Perkins My review
rating: 3 of 5 stars
At first glance, you think this is a Dr. Seuss book. But it ain't. However, it does have that Suessian-beatnik-I-grok-kids'-imaginations-and-words-that-rhyme feel about it. I don't know how we got it. Books have a way of just appearing on our daughter's book shelves or in unstable stacks beside our bed.
If Hand, Hand, Fingers, Thumb has more than 40 words in it - 40 different words - I'll eat my hat. You get a lot of "hands" and "fingers" and "thumbs" - duh, look at the title. But there's also a lot of "monkey" and "drum" or "drumming" and a whole bunch of "dum" and ditty." To read this book cover to cover will take you a minute if you stop to look at the pictures. It's best to do that first, and then tell your baby that you're going to read it again TWICE AS FAST. It makes if more of a challenge for you, and postpones bedtime by another 30 seconds for baby.
I enjoy this book, and our daughter now enjoys it mostly to chew on, but I will say this: it is extremely terrifying if you stop to dwell on what is presented near the end of the book. Close your eyes and picture THIS, my friends: "Millions of fingers, millions of thumbs, millions of monkeys drumming on drums." If that isn't one of the signs of the Apocalypse, I don't know what is. The accompanying illustration is a massive wave of brown fur, smiling monkeys and drums. It'll send chills down your spine.
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Bright Baby Animals by
Roger Priddy My review
rating: 1 of 5 stars
Much as I wanted to like this book on account of the ecologically friendly paper, I just can't bring myself to recommend you go out and get this. Yes, the pictures of a different animal on each page is bright and clear. And yes, most of them have a colorful background behind them. And yes, the book is a good size for little hands to hold.
But come on. Last time I counted, there were over a bazillion animals on this planets. This book has something like 20 pages to it, so 20 animals. But we get one page with "chicks" on it, and another with a "hen" on it. How about splitting the difference, calling it a "chicken," and give me a new animal like a giraffe or platypus? And why show a "calf?" Why not just a "cow?" Wouldn't that be easier for babies to grasp since EVERY OTHER CHILDREN'S BOOK CALLS THEM COWS? Same goes for the "macaw." Maybe that's it's real name - like dolphin is to mahi-mahi - but I tell my daughter that's a parrot.
And the image of the tiger is that of a little tiger cub, not a full grown specimen. And the photo of the "bear"only shows its head and neck. I could on, but why bother. The same should apply to you when it comes to this book.
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